{"id":7915,"date":"2022-10-06T12:48:27","date_gmt":"2022-10-06T09:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/traditia.md\/?p=7915"},"modified":"2022-10-06T12:48:27","modified_gmt":"2022-10-06T09:48:27","slug":"noua-limba-de-lemn-cu-drag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/traditia.md\/ro\/noua-limba-de-lemn-cu-drag\/","title":{"rendered":"Noua limb\u0103 de lemn. Cu drag!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00cen ultimii ani au ap\u0103rut c\u00eeteva expresii \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 care m\u0103 scot din min\u021bi. Cele mai multe vin din zona \u201eprogresist\u0103\u201d, hipstereasc\u0103, a \u201eb\u0103ie\u021bilor de\u0219tep\u021bi\u201d. Expresii \u0219mechere, care se vor amuzante \u0219i originale, \u00ee\u0219i propun s\u0103 nuan\u021beze \u0219i s\u0103 revolu\u021bioneze <em>the new<\/em> limbaj. Folosite p\u00een\u0103 la epuizare, \u00een orice situa\u021bie, se golesc de orice fel de con\u021binut, dac\u0103 or fi avut vreodat\u0103 vreunul, \u0219i se transform\u0103 \u00een jalnice cli\u0219ee. Noua limb\u0103 de lemn de ast\u0103zi e <em>cool<\/em> (a\u0219a cum a tradus cineva, \u00eentr-un meniu de restaurant, <em>\u201eLanguage with olives\u201d<\/em>). Iat\u0103 doar c\u00eeteva exemple.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Nu ne mai facem bine! \/ S\u0103 facem bine Rom\u00e2nia!<\/em> Chiar dac\u0103 e vorba de gropi, borduri, gunoaiele de la col\u021bul str\u0103zii, ac\u021biunile vreunui primar corupt sau ale unui partid, concluzia e aceea\u0219i \u2013 \u201eNu ne mai facem bine!\u201d. Orice merge prost \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u021bine, de fapt, de o boal\u0103 incurabil\u0103, aflat\u0103 \u00een faza de metastaz\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 decesul \u00eent\u00eerzie s\u0103 apar\u0103, e o situa\u021bie pe termen nedefinit, nu avem ce s\u0103 facem, trebuie s\u0103 o accept\u0103m. \u00centrebarea logic\u0103 care se pune este: din ce nu ne mai facem bine? Nu conteaz\u0103. La polul opus s\u00eent acei \u201eoameni frumo\u0219i\u201d (alt cli\u0219eu!) care vor cu orice pre\u021b \u201es\u0103 fac\u0103 bine Rom\u00e2nia!\u201d. Poate o \u00eentreba\u021bi \u0219i pe ea \u2013 pe Rom\u00e2nia, desigur \u2013 dac\u0103 vrea.<\/li>\n<li><em>Opri\u021bi planeta, vreau s\u0103 cobor!<\/em> Pandemie, criz\u0103 sanitar\u0103 \u0219i economic\u0103, r\u0103zboi \u0219.a.m.d. Totul e absurd, totul merge prost. Solu\u021bia individualist\u0103 de a ie\u0219i din toate astea este din nou super-<em>cool<\/em> \u2013 \u201eOpri\u021bi planeta, vreau s\u0103 cobor!\u201d. Ni \u0219i-i imagin\u0103m pe cei care au \u201ecobor\u00eet\u201d \u2013 oameni care plutesc \u00een spa\u021biu, graviteaz\u0103 \u00een jurul bietei noastre planete, un h\u00eerb de autobuz \u00een care st\u0103m \u00eenghesui\u021bi cu to\u021bii, \u021bin\u00eendu-ne de bar\u0103. S\u00eent cei care s-au plictisit \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i bag\u0103 picioarele \u00een ea de planet\u0103. Treaba voastr\u0103 ce face\u021bi cu ea, pe noi nu ne mai intereseaz\u0103.<\/li>\n<li><em>Cu drag!<\/em> Am tot auzit aceast\u0103 exprimare a gratitudinii \u00een copil\u0103ria mea, \u00een Ardeal, unde oamenii poate s\u00eent mai calzi, mai prieteno\u0219i. Era rostit\u0103 cu naturale\u021be, atunci c\u00eend nu era la mod\u0103. La orice magazin, dac\u0103 spuneai \u201eMul\u021bumesc!\u201d, \u021bi se r\u0103spundea din c\u00eend \u00een c\u00eend \u201eCu drag!\u201d. Am folosit-o eu \u00eens\u0103mi \u00een scrisori atunci c\u00eend acestea \u00eenc\u0103 mai existau \u0219i ulterior la final de e-mail-uri. Acum \u00eens\u0103 e peste tot. Totul ne este drag \u0219i ne ar\u0103t\u0103m dragul \u0103sta oricui, mai ales oamenilor necunoscu\u021bi. Plesnim de drag, ce mai! E de-o ipocrizie fantastic\u0103.<\/li>\n<li><em>Ce s\u0103 faci? N-ai ce s\u0103 faci!<\/em> Are \u0219i o prescurtare \u00een scris, deja celebr\u0103 \u00een mediul virtual: csf? \/ ncsf. Vrea s\u0103 exprime, \u00eentr-un mod mai modern \u0219i mai t\u00eempit, fatalismul mioritic, acceptarea sor\u021bii potrivnice. C\u0103ci a\u0219a e \u00een Rom\u00e2nia! Din nou, nimic nu merge bine, dar dac\u0103 planeta nu opre\u0219te ca s\u0103 cobor\u00eem la prima, ridic\u0103m din umeri \u2013 \u201eN-ai ce s\u0103 faci!\u201d. \u0218i, desigur, \u201eN-ai cu cine!\u201d.<\/li>\n<li><em>A ie\u0219i din zona de confort.<\/em> Asta vine din zona terapeutic\u0103 at\u00eet de la mod\u0103 acum, psihologie <em>for dummies<\/em>, dezvoltare personal\u0103 \u0219i texte ce con\u021bin sfaturi \u201ede suflet\u201d. Se presupune c\u0103 to\u021bi am avea o zon\u0103 de confort \u0219i c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 ie\u0219im din ea ca s\u0103 devenim mai buni. Nimeni nu define\u0219te \u00eens\u0103 celebra \u201ezon\u0103 de confort\u201d. Ce-i aia? O canapea unde stai \u0219i m\u0103n\u00eenci chips-uri, te \u00eengra\u0219i uit\u00eendu-te la televizor? \u0218i \u201ezona de inconfort\u201d care o fi? \u00cen spa\u021biul cosmic, dup\u0103 ce am cobor\u00eet de pe planet\u0103? Oricum, to\u021bi vor acum s\u0103 ias\u0103 din zona de confort unde vegeteaz\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 se r\u0103zboiasc\u0103 cu demonii personali \u00een zona de inconfort. Nu, mul\u021bumesc, prefer s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00een pe canapea.<\/li>\n<li><em>A petrece timp de calitate.<\/em> \u00cen general, cu copiii t\u0103i. Sau cu p\u0103rin\u021bii mai \u00een v\u00eerst\u0103. Cu partenerul\/partenera, cu prietenii. Vine din aceea\u0219i zon\u0103 \u2013 chipurile, terapeutic\u0103. Motiva\u021bional\u0103, inspira\u021bional\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 din astea nu mai putem tr\u0103i. Am \u0219i eu o \u00eentrebare: exist\u0103 \u0219i timp de necalitate? Timp derizoriu, aruncat la gunoi? Dac\u0103 eu, \u00eentr-o zi, aleg s\u0103 nu fac absolut nimic (ceea ce se mai \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103), nici m\u0103car s\u0103 deschid computerul, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 mi-am petrecut un timp prost din punct de vedere calitativ? Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00eelnesc cu o prieten\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepem s\u0103 tr\u0103nc\u0103nim aiurea, timpul nostru petrecut \u00eempreun\u0103 e grav afectat? \u0218i cum arat\u0103 timpul \u0103sta de calitate? Are etichet\u0103 de produs superior? Are \u0219i certificat de garan\u021bie? V\u0103 rog, l\u0103muri\u021bi-m\u0103.<\/li>\n<li><em>Pupici, frumi, gr\u0103di, luni\u021be.<\/em> Am \u201eevoluat\u201d de la clasicele diminutive \u0219i alinturi de c\u00eercium\u0103 de tipul \u201eCe fel de ciorbi\u021b\u0103?\u201d (aici n-am \u00een\u021beles niciodat\u0103 de ce vaca e v\u0103cu\u021b\u0103, dar bietul porc r\u0103m\u00eene porc), \u201eV\u0103 aduc \u0219i p\u00eeinic\u0103?\u201d, la unele mai <em>cool<\/em>. Frumosul s-a demonetizat, acum e \u201efrumi\u201d. Bebelu\u0219ul tocmai a \u00eemplinit \u0219apte luni\u021be de c\u00eend a ie\u0219it din burtic\u0103 (pe unde oare? prin vulvu\u021b\u0103?). Gr\u0103dini\u021ba merit\u0103 \u0219i ea r\u0103sf\u0103\u021bat\u0103 cu \u201egr\u0103di\u201d. Nu mai exist\u0103 mame \u0219i ta\u021bi, doar m\u0103mici \u0219i t\u0103tici. Iar copiii s\u00eent pitici (ce m-a\u0219 \u00eenfuria eu dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi copil \u0219i cineva m-ar alinta a\u0219a) \u0219i, \u00een fond, nu e discriminatoriu fa\u021b\u0103 de persoanele care sufer\u0103 de nanism? Vrei s\u0103 \u00eenchei un e-mail mai <em>dr\u0103guuu\u021b<\/em>, transmi\u021bi <em>pupici<\/em> sau <em>pupicei<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li><em>Va juca \/ c\u00eenta \/ scrie pentru \u00eengeri.<\/em> \u00cen general, toate necrologurile de pe net s\u00eent c\u00eet se poate de kitsch. Vrei s\u0103 demonstrezi c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00eendurerat de moartea cuiva (\u00eens\u0103 de multe ori te doare-n fund), tr\u00eente\u0219ti un \u201edrum lin c\u0103tre \u00eengeri\u201d. C\u00eend mai moare c\u00eete o personalitate \u2013 actor, c\u00eent\u0103re\u021b, scriitor, mai ales din vechea genera\u021bie \u2013, mai \u00eent\u00eei oftezi \u0219i te lamentezi public: \u201eUite cum ne dispar valorile!\u201d. Eventual e musai s\u0103 poveste\u0219ti c\u0103 l-ai \u00eent\u00eelnit \u0219i tu o dat\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Dup\u0103 care ajungi la concluzia c\u0103 poate e mai bine a\u0219a pentru c\u0103, oricum, el va juca \/ c\u00eenta \/ scrie mai departe pentru \u00eengeri. Deci i-ai dat deja un job, l-ai aranjat pentru eternitate. <em>Next<\/em>!<\/li>\n<li><em>Dumnezeu e rom\u00e2n \/ Rom\u00e2nica<\/em>. Expresia asta cred c\u0103 pleac\u0103 din cli\u0219eele comentatorilor sportivi care, la c\u00eete un meci la care echipa de fotbal Rom\u00e2niei avea noroc (mai demult se mai \u00eent\u00eemplau \u0219i din astea), afirmau: \u201e\u00cen seara asta, Dumnezeu e rom\u00e2n!\u201d. \u00centre timp, s-a generalizat, se folose\u0219te \u00een multe situa\u021bii. A sus\u021bine a\u0219a ceva, chiar \u0219i \u00een glum\u0103, denot\u0103 o credin\u021b\u0103 profund\u0103 c\u0103 noi, rom\u00e2nii, s\u00eentem buricul p\u0103m\u00eentului. \u0218i, \u00een fond, ar fi chiar at\u00eet de grav dac\u0103 Dumnezeu ar fi maghiar? Sau bulgar? La polul opus, este bagatelizarea \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oarei prin fe\u0219telirea numelui \u2013 Rom\u00e2nica. Nu, nu este o formul\u0103 de alint. S\u00eentem mici, insignifian\u021bi \u2013 cu alte cuvinte, de c\u0103cat. (Tot rom\u00e2nii au inventat expresia intraductibil\u0103 \u201ea face c\u0103catul praf!\u201d.) M\u0103 \u00eentreb care alt popor \u00ee\u0219i bate joc de numele propriei sale \u021b\u0103ri.<\/li>\n<li><em>Nu se merit\u0103 \/ nu m\u0103 risc<\/em> etc. Astea dou\u0103 pleac\u0103 dintr-o necunoa\u0219tere a limbii, dar s\u00eent folosite at\u00eet de des \u00eenc\u00eet uneori te \u00eentrebi care mai s\u00eent exprim\u0103rile corecte.<\/li>\n<li><em>M\u0103 pun la somn.<\/em> \u00cen ziua de azi, nimeni nu mai merge la culcare pur \u0219i simplu. Acestea fiind spuse, m\u0103 pun \u0219i eu la somn, c\u0103 nu se mai poate altfel. Pupici.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong><em>Adina Popescu<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em>Surs\u0103: <a href=\"https:\/\/dilemaveche.ro\/sectiune\/societate\/noua-limba-de-lemn-cu-drag-2208452.html\"><strong>Dilemaveche.ro<\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen ultimii ani au ap\u0103rut c\u00eeteva expresii \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 care m\u0103 scot din min\u021bi. Cele mai multe vin din zona \u201eprogresist\u0103\u201d,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":7916,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Noua limb\u0103 de lemn. Cu drag! - traditia.md","description":"\u00cen ultimii ani au ap\u0103rut c\u00eeteva expresii \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 care m\u0103 scot din min\u021bi. 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